[Traveling through the past and present + funny comedy + invincible + boss + slap in the face + really fragrant + urban cultivation]
The ceiling suddenly exploded, and a loli who called herself "The Master of Bingxin Palace" fell down! She said that I was the "Chosen One" and wanted to accept me as the chief disciple!
Before I could react, she started to transform my world - the air conditioner turned into an ice formation, the mobile phone turned into a jade communication charm, and even my broken bicycle was modified into a "Hot Wheels" by her!
The most outrageous thing is that she used salt and sugar to refine the magic elixir, and used junk food to create the elixir! After I drank her "nectar", my cultivation skyrocketed and I broke through several realms in one day!
The aunt in the community can break a flower pot when she dances in the square, and I can make a wild cat talk by just touching it! Under her spirit-gathering formation, housing prices in the entire Tianhua Community soared tenfold overnight, making it the most sought-after Feng Shui treasure in the city!
The grandfather of a reclusive family knelt down and begged me for advice. The rich second-generation daughter took the initiative to send money to my door. Even the rags in the building materials market were immediately recognized by me as treasures of the Five Elements!
But Master, as a 900-year-old peerless man, can you stop using the washing machine as a training platform? My waist really can't stand it!
