Xiao Nuo had just picked up his new Xiaomi i7 and hadn't even had time to put protective film on it when he and 4.5 billion people around the world transmigrated together. One moment he was calculating his car payments; the next, zombies on a blood-red highway were serving him an "apocalypse starter pack."
The public System coldly assigned a task: "Kill zombies and survive." Then his car's AI suddenly spoke: "Hello, Host. Blue Star Guardian System at your service. Today's sign-in reward: Zombie Auto-Trip Aura!"
While everyone else relies on superpowers to fight monsters, he coasts to victory with SSR-tier super luck: zombies slip and crash into trees while lunging at him, dungeon chests always contain SSR loot, and even the will of the universe has to give him a "Certified Lucky Guy" badge. Best of all is Xiao Ai. When handing out double rewards, it yells, "That's what Mr. Lei said, double portions! Use one, toss one!" When the zombie horde surrounds them, it plays "Are You OK" as their battle anthem.
He picks up Hoshino Rin, who can dismantle an armored car with her bare hands. After smashing a zombie's skull, she remarks, "This isn't as tough as a Xiaomi phone's drop resistance." Then he runs into Shigure Haruka, who can see the future. She does a quick fortune-telling and latches onto him: "Stick with you, and tomorrow the zombies will all get heatstroke."
While others fight over half a bottle of water, he's using "causality weapons" to fleece the universe. Then Shigure Haruka screams, "This apocalypse is the universe making us slash prices on Pinduoduo!"
Xiao Ai suddenly projects a phantom of Lei Jun: "Young man, isn't the i7 awesome? Isn't it incredible?"
Xiao Nuo strokes his ride, now evolved into a fortress, and looks at the two beauties by his side. He gets it: the best thing about transmigrating is bringing along the whole Xiaomi ecosystem and making the universe cry, "Are You OK!"
