Reincarnating to Subdue the Nine Heavens

“The Jiang Chen I write about really isn’t anything special. He’s just an ordinary, unremarkable guy. He’s only three or five points more handsome than the Holy Son of the sect next door, seven or eight ticks more wickedly charismatic than the young lord of the demon clan, and twelve points more profound-eyed than the double-pupiled prodigy. Really, I swear, he’s just your average guy who, when walking down the street, makes nine out of ten Holy Maidens turn around, eight out of ten demonesses chase after him, and seven out of ten divine maidens elope with him. Even my master, one of the five great beauties of the cultivation world, ‘accidentally’ fell for his charms. What was I supposed to do? I’m helpless too! (lights cigarette.jpg)”