Legend has it that there is the safest path to immortality between heaven and earth, called "Gou Dao".
Song Gougou, a young monk who has "fear of death" written into his destiny, has three major principles in his life: not to take the initiative, not to refuse, and not to be responsible - except for transcending tribulations.
He originally wanted to hide in the earthly vegetable garden and water the cabbage, but a cabbage pushed him to the fairy world;
He just wanted to clean toilets in Tianfu Mountain, but he became the founder of Fuzhuan;
He fled to the demon world to roast kidneys, and was kidnapped by the demon king to be his son-in-law;
He escaped into the Buddhist world to seek purity, but the Buddha gave him a string of "marriage beads."
So, the Nine Realms exploded:
The Qing Emperor in the fairy world was reincarnated to grow cabbage for him, the daughter of Yama in the underworld blew up the toilet for him, the Nine Tails in the demon world opened a Qingqiu branch for him, the moon god in the divine world turned into a demonized blood moon for him, and the prehistoric heaven transformed into a little lolita chasing him to call him daddy.
Nine saints, nine fronts, and nine ways of collecting debts, just to force him to admit:
"Song Gou Gou, it's time to pay back the love debt you owed!"
From then on, a saying spread throughout the world:
"It is better to offend the way of heaven than to offend King Gou; the way of heaven can be crossed, but King Gou is difficult to guard against."
——Because he really, really, really doesn't want to survive the tribulation!
