Honkai: Star Rail: I’m Really Not a Xianzhou Siren!

Name: Honkai: Star Rail: I’m Really Not a Xianzhou Siren!
Author: Meichuan Kukuzi

崩铁：我真不是仙舟魅魔啊！

by Meichuan Kukuzi (梅川库库子)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 260k Words
Genre: Anime Fanfiction
Updated: 10mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

[Transmigrate into Honkai: Star Rail + System antics + everyone caught in a love rivalry + interstellar power fantasy]

The Toilet God of War suffered a crushing defeat on the Night of the Runs, and a dump truck sent me to become an orphan on the Xianzhou.

Bound to the “Work hard and grow stronger, fight for what you want and you’ll win” System, I smashed the Emanator of Abundance Hoolay with my fists and kicked the Antimatter Legion into the sky. Even the Interastral Peace Corporation has to kneel and shower me with rockets!

Just as I was getting ready to enjoy my life as an invincible hero, though,

the plot suddenly went completely off the rails!

Jingliu came pounding on my door in the middle of the night, sword in hand, demanding, “Where’s that heart of yours that belonged to me alone? Were you lying?”

Fu Xuan’s third eye blazed with fury as thunder shook the heavens. “You even gambled away Qingque’s pants? How are you going to explain yourself to me now?”

Herta searched half the star sea in her spaceship. “You stood me up for the ninety-ninth time. Today, we’re either testing the Simulated Universe or taking your vital signs!”

That day, the trending topics on the Star Network exploded: #LuofuHeartbreakerOnTheRun# #XianzhouSurvivalGuideSellsOver100MillionCopies#

I clutched my head and wailed, “This proficiency System never said it would trigger a secret succubus storyline!”

Also known as:

"Reborn on the Xianzhou: A Dump Truck Paved the Path of the Succubus"

"System: Host, you’re grinding for combat power, but they’re grinding for you!"

"Love Rivalry? I’ll Just Hop on a Starskiff and Make a Run for It!"

Other names

人在崩铁，但是仙舟在逃太子Alternate title on Fanqie

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