I, Zhou Xiaochuan, am an ordinary farmer who just wants to guard three acres of land, grow some peppers, and raise two walking chickens.
Who knows, family members! Just because he accidentally saved a "pheasant" from a broken leg while setting up a cucumber rack, he was surrounded by a group of people in black suits the next day. Later I found out that it was not a pheasant, but a precious peacock belonging to the richest man's family in the next city!
What's even more outrageous is that as soon as this news spread, all kinds of monsters and monsters came -
The Internet celebrity squatted on my field with a live broadcast stand: "Family members, look, this is the mysterious farmer who can make the peacock admit his defeat!"
The agricultural expert took a magnifying glass and looked at the radishes I planted: "Could this appearance be the long-lost 'Turkish cultivation method'?"
Even the widow of the king at the entrance of the village asked someone to take the lead: "Goudan, come to my aunt's house to eat dumplings tonight, and let's talk about the expansion of the greenhouse?"
Me: "???"
I just wanted to plant some land quietly, and water and fertilize the vegetables. How did I become the "top performer" in the village and even the city? You guys, can you stop staring at me and look at my almost bald leek field?
[This article is purely fictitious and represents an imaginary parallel world.
