Record of the Roller Shutter General's Unemployment and Re-Employment

I am Sha Monk, the reincarnation of the King of Heavenly Court to learn Buddhist scriptures and work as a laborer. Liusha River eats people? That's the KPI for Guanyin to let me work part-time! Huang Fengling blows away luggage? Brother Monkey was so anxious that I silently took out the backup clearance document. Is the Banana Fan in Huoyan Mountain malfunctioning? I carried the entire mountain as a fan: "Master, what's the wind strength?" The king of the daughter country confesses his love? I handed over the "Dharma Purdue VIP Membership Agreement" signed by Tang Monk. A thousand miles, eighty-one difficulties, others are overcoming the disaster, I am improving my performance. When we reached the foot of Lingshan Mountain, Buddha opened my merit book and said, "King Juan, you should have been promoted long ago!"