Qingxuan's ideal: return to secular life, marry a wife who knows how to live a good life, and grow two acres of spiritual rice to live in peace until old age.
Reality: Being slapped on the head by the system and broadcast live. If you don't beat someone, your merits will be deducted, and your return to secular life is far away.
A black belt in Taekwondo kicks the door to provoke? He picked up the opponent's belt and threw it into the spiritual rice field: "If you beat me, I will help your family gather three-day grass";
Western missionaries hold up crystal balls and pretend to be gods? He scooped up a ladle of spiritual spring water and poured it over: "The black smoke is dry ice, not a miracle";
The Jiuju Sect came to steal the secret technique with evil talismans? He took out the house-killing talisman left by his master and burned the paper figurine to ashes on the spot: "Pirated goods are very annoying to the eyes."
The audience in the live broadcast room saw from "Did the Taoist priest have a blind date today?" To "Reward rockets to help the Taoist priest kick down the Jiuju sect."
Qingxuan wiped his sweat and cried in front of the camera: "Can you let me go on a blind date first? Is your merit enough to exchange for a betrothal gift?"
The system sneered: "Someone just brought a shikigami to break down the door. If you beat them, I will give you a 'Dating Win Talisman'."
