Lu Zhixing was an outstanding modern-day corporate drone. One day, he transmigrated and became a notorious good-for-nothing cultivator in the immortal realm.
No System, no cheat, and from the start all he had was an old ox who couldn't even cook. He planned to keep his head down and live quietly, but his unusual constitution came with a built-in “walking disaster” trait.
He only wanted to simmer a pot of medicinal broth to strengthen his body, but somehow he “simmered” his master away. He only wanted to earn a meal in a villainous demonic cult, but somehow he “ate” their sacred flame. He only wanted to reason with people, but somehow he “reasoned” an entire sect out of existence...
When he stood there, looking innocent amid the ruins of the immortal realm, with the immortals behind him trembling in fear, he finally realized: had he somehow wrecked the entire immortal realm himself?
“I really didn't mean to!”
This is the hilarious legend of a good-for-nothing corporate drone who keeps causing trouble in the cultivation world, demolishes everything in his path, and eventually has no choice but to ascend, accidentally bringing the entire immortal realm to a permanent shutdown along the way.
