"Wait, wait! I know a spell that makes chicks grow!"
"..."
"Let him go! Let him go!"
Many years later...
"Hard work doesn't always pay off, but not working hard is definitely a lot more fun. And of course, getting something for nothing is even better!"
"Uh, Mr. Luo, do you think reporting it this way might have a negative impact on your reputation as a renowned doctor, a guardian war god, and a public icon...?"
"No! Write it exactly like that. People won't read too much into it. They'll only remember that I know a spell that makes chicks grow."
