This is not a wish-fulfillment story! This is not a wish-fulfillment story! This is not a wish-fulfillment story!
Also known as: The Kryptonian's Low-Profile Survival Guide
> I woke up as Li Wei in the Marvel Universe and acquired Superman's powers.
> I immediately decided to keep my head down and grow stronger: rent the cheapest attic in Brooklyn and do just three things every day: sunbathe, scavenge, and avoid trouble.
> Iron Man just revealed his identity? I pretend I didn't see the news.
> Captain America is still frozen in the ice? I quietly make a note of his coordinates.
> The Tesseract is at S.H.I.E.L.D.? I keep three kilometers away from the base.
> Then one day, while sunbathing, I casually caught a falling henchman of Kingpin's. Gwen Stacy happened to be passing by and recorded it.
> "New hero in New York?" Tony Stark asks with interest as he brings up the security footage. "JARVIS, look into that Asian guy sunbathing in the attic."
> The Ancient One smiles in the Mirror Dimension. "A son of Krypton? Interesting, but don't go flying around my New York."
> I retreat to the roof, hot from the sun. "Big shots, all I want is to quietly get stronger..."
How about Shennong detoxifying?
A bit weak
Copying it mechanically is poisonous
It feels a bit outrageous
The Dragon King returns and will not take action until the end.
Weird, the main character was cut too hard. Is this Krypton?
Not pretty 😢