Dog Xiu: I Ask You Every Day, Do You Think I Look Like a Human Being?

Li Xuan suddenly died and opened his eyes, becoming the lowest-level stray dog ​​in the world of immortality. ​The moment he was bound to the "human-like dog-like system", he realized - "It takes 999 years of independent cultivation to become an adult? Even a dog's life will not survive that day!"​ "The living beings agree, and the progress has increased by 1%? I am familiar with this KPI!"​ As a result, there is an additional wonder in the world of immortality: When he met a mortal, he would wag his tail, draw a human shape with his paws, and say in a broken voice: "Like... A human?" When he met the monk, he pretended to be a spiritual pet, secretly learned to meditate, tilted his head and stuck out his tongue: "Immortal, look at my understanding, do I look like a quasi-immortal?"​ He is a bastard who pays bribes with fruit in his mouth. Even when he is scolded as "like a dog that needs a beating", he doesn't give up: "It's better than an old idiot like you!"​ The system jumps wildly and warns: [False foundation! You must leave a dog tail when you transform! Ah Xuan turned a deaf ear and drew straight characters on the dirt with his paws to keep track of the accounts: "Be a grown-up first! The money you owe me will be paid back sooner or later!"​ Until one day, he bowed to Tiandao Thunder Tribulation and said, "Old Tiandao, do you think I... Look like a human being?" ​Thunder struck down, but circled three times above his head - "Like! So much like a bastard!" [System: Warning! The host has turned begging for a seal into a performance art in the world of immortality! ​ [Axuan: There is no way, the KPI of the social animal must involve everyone!