[No CP + metaphysics + fortune telling + cool writing + absurd reversal]
Su Qi was bound to the "life extension KPI" by the system and set up a fortune-telling stall in the Chenghuang Temple. The whole Internet took her for fun, and the hot search was posted every day with the hashtag #Bingyangzi Master died today#, and even the Lord of Hell opened a trumpet to catch up with her.
Say she won't live past her thirties? She told the old man in front of the City God's Temple to tell fortunes, and asked the old man who always dreamed of drowning to set up a stall in another place. Three days later, the original place collapsed into a puddle. When she met a nurse in the hospital, she always complained about it. She pulled the other person's badge and said: "A gift from her ex-boyfriend, engraved with 'bad luck charm'" and threw it directly back to her ex-boyfriend's house to make him extremely unlucky.
Bai Lianhua's relatives scolded her for pretending to be a ghost? She explained her eldest aunt's face in public: "The mole at the end of your right eye is the 'evil mark' that killed someone ten years ago." The next day, her eldest aunt knelt in front of the City God's Temple and cried until she was dehydrated. The rich man spent a lot of money to ask for a fortune. She smiled and pointed at the red string on his wrist: "This is the burial object that your great-grandfather stole. The soul of the rightful owner is still haunting you~"
The whole network went from watching jokes to queuing up all night to ask for divination. She leaned against the pillars of the City God's Temple and swayed: "One divination will extend your destiny for half a day. This master... Specializes in reverse harvesting the wool of the King of Hell!"
The system suddenly exploded: [Warning! The King of Hell is so obsessed with chasing updates that the whole hell is urging for updates!
