Reborn in Northeast China. From the start, I was publicly humiliated. I, Chai Hao, became the biggest laughingstock on the entire internet.
Luckily, the God-Tier Shenanigans System awakened! Pull off a stunt, and you get a reward! The wilder the stunt, the more outrageous the reward!
Shout, “I'm a [censored],” and get startup funds!
Film a cheesy love confession, and get god-tier camera presence!
Recreate a street dance routine, and get master-level dance skills!
They laugh at me for being tacky and cringe, but they have no idea my account balance is exploding exponentially every day!
They call me crazy and unhinged, but they haven't noticed more and more tough guys are joining my side!
Then the leader of a million-follower internet-famous Shamate crew issued me a “good juice” warning, and the whole internet waited for me to back down.
They don't know that this is exactly the excuse I've been waiting for to launch my northern expedition!
“System, redeem the Legion Recruitment Card!”
“Target: Shenyang! Smash their livestream rooms to pieces!”
