(Naruto➕Funny➕Imagination➕Death-seeking➕Broken system)
While other time travelers were still relying on their talents and systems to make ends meet, Wang Dachui was squatting at the Konoha training ground, serving as the gold medal shoveler for the ninja dog Akamaru.
As the "bottom conspicuous bag" recognized by all of Konoha, his [Strongest Anti-routine System] never follows common sense - he made him shout "You must lose" to Tsunade, and the rewarded bath towel can wipe off the ninjutsu coating; forced him to sing a lullaby to Kisame's Samehada, but the Shark Sword fell asleep after listening to it; even in the decisive battle with Kaguya, he threw him a pack of itching powder as the ultimate weapon.
The salted fish blade in his left hand can cut through the wind, and the luminous salted fish in his right hand can be used as a flare. The eighth-level dog language certificate is a life-saving talisman, and the anti-beating physique is a daily standard. In the Chunin Exam, he relied on "Balala Energy" to beat Ningji. The members of the Akatsuki organization were so angry with his square dance ninjutsu that they all shut down. Even the Sage of Six Paths was stunned for three seconds when he saw his operation: "Is this guy really here to save the ninja world?"
The system sneered: [It has been detected that the host relied on stupidity to clear the entire dungeon. It is recommended to apply for the "Ninja World's No. 1 Fool" certification]
Chuizhui wiped the mud from his face: "As long as I can win, it doesn't matter what posture I use!"
From shoveling poop for ninja pigs to disintegrating dark energy with cold jokes, this counterattack is destined to be full of laughs - after all, not everyone can make Sasuke laugh until his face becomes paralyzed, make the five shadows sign a peace agreement in a complaining conference, and make Kaguya laugh and be stabbed by her own bones!
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This is Kumo Hokage, and it's a mainstream abuser. The main character is a loser.
This is Kumo Hokage, and it's a mainstream abuser. The main character is a loser.