Zhang Chu has returned from the Immortal Realm, only to be so broke that his landlord chases him out with a broom. In a fit of rage, he signs up as a delivery rider for Ele.me.
On an out-of-town delivery to a medical university, he saves a life with acupuncture needles, shocking the entire internet. Then experts join forces to report him: “This quack must be banned!”
He fires up a livestream and carves runes into a tree branch, riding it like a flying sword to deliver life-saving medicine:
“Traffic jam? Flying is faster.”
Three hundred million viewers watch the sword light pierce the clouds.
The Day the World Lost It
The head of the National Security Bureau drops to his knees and begs him to stop taking orders: “The Eagle has a nuclear submarine blocking the East China Sea!”
A cultivation patriarch tearfully offers up the spiritual ley line beneath his ancestral graves: “Please, just be our mascot!”
Campus belle Su Xiaowan secretly films him making pills: “I’m reporting you... Why is this microwave glowing gold?!”
As blood clouds swallow the city, an Immortal Venerable descends with a sneer: “Insects, become nourishment for this venerable one!”
Zhang Chu pulls out a secondhand phone and hacks the system in seconds:
“Order note: Send the most expensive takeout you have. I’ll send you the location.”
A mushroom cloud evaporates a thousand miles of demonic energy. Sunbathing on an island in the Pacific, he leaves a one-star review:
“Delivery was late. One star off. Next time, I’m switching to Kamikaze Express.”
It's my type, I hope you don't jump