[Absurd humor and meme references + funeral-industry top-tier star + a wrecking ball in showbiz + face-slapping + variety shows + livestreaming + unhinged antics]
[Unhinged actress + aloof CEO]
Jiang Yan was already thoroughly “dead,” but at her own funeral she flipped the offering table, smashed her memorial portrait, and defiantly “came back to life”!
The whole internet accused her of seeking attention, but she turned her “resurrection” into a nuclear weapon: sending urn-shaped invitations to claim the lives of her antis, making livestreamed fortune-telling predictions that left trolls dropping dead on the spot, and playing a suona at a variety show to send a top-tier star off to the afterlife...
Her insane stunts kept trending, and #MadwomanPunishesShowbiz topped the charts!
When her antis hit a nerve, Jiang Yan used physical exorcism in one hand and cutting, yin-yang wordplay in the other. Her comeback began with crushing her antis and ended with trampling the powers that be.
Shen Xubai, the aloof CEO forced to keep tabs on her, went from having his blood pressure shoot through the roof to feeling his heart skip a beat.
At the final press conference, the young master of the Shen family yanked off his charred tie and looped it around her, dinosaur pajamas and all. “I’m adopting this crazy woman! For life!”
From a “corpse” despised by the entire internet to a “mad goddess” nobody dares provoke.
Jiang Yan blazed a trail with an urn, tied a wedding ring with a necktie, and pulled off the most explosive comeback from the dead ever!
