Goofy Cultivation: From the Start, I Owe Ten Billion

Bankrupt from the start! Lin Bufan gets bound to the Fun System, and one remark, “Senior Sister’s feet smell amazing,” sets off a bloodbath. The Foundation Establishment sword cultivator Chu Qingxue hunts him for thousands of miles; he crashes into a pill room and owes his Qi Refining junior sister Su Xiaoman a hundred thousand spirit stones. A “Debt Compass” hangs over his head, hounding him day and night. Miss a payment by three days and he lights up in public humiliation! He puts every skill point into courting disaster: 【Guaranteed to Catch a Barehanded Blade】 makes his enemies’ crotches spit sparks; 【Slippery Step】 sends him tumbling straight into his senior sister’s arms; 【Contrarian Field】 lets him dance on the Demon Emperor’s head; 【Gender-Bender Aura】 makes the Demon Emperor’s remnant soul call him “big brother”! His outrageous stunts don’t turn his fortunes around. Instead, his debts pile higher: Mo Li, young mistress of the Joyous Union Sect, dangles a forged love contract; Chu Qingxue broadcasts an embarrassing recording on a jade slip; Su Xiaoman blackmails him with a crystal-stone recording of his most humiliating moments… Then the System throws him a deadly mission: get kissed by all three women at once? From Qi Refining to Spirit Transformation, he’s either paying off old debts or racking up new ones. His spirit stone debts stretch from the Demon Venerable’s hotpot base to loans against his lifespan from the Underworld. His favors owed include venturing into a demon’s lair for his senior sister and becoming a demoness’s live-in son-in-law. His romantic debts lead to “shit pills” from dual cultivation in the Demon Abyss and a lightning tribulation after he gives an old ancestor twin tails. He becomes the biggest debt collector in the myriad heavens, cries “I can’t afford it!” in the battle between good and evil, and argues with the Heavenly Dao for three days and three nights. When the System forces him to choose a Dao companion, he raises the 【Honesty Hammer】: “I’ll take them all, their debts, that is!” In the end, he signs the “Eternal Life Debt Repayment Contract,” and the three women take turns chasing him for payment as part of everyday life. Then his triplets are born: one with an icy face, one with money-loving eyes, and one with a demoness’s smile. The System’s ultimate mission appears: 【Raise the Next Generation of Debt Collectors Across the Three Realms!】 Outside the window, the three women’s sweet cries shake the heavens. The newly crowned God of Absurdity gazes at the star-forged washboard and lets out a despairing roar: “Just how much do I still owe?!”