I Became a Great Sage by Serving Endless Rice Porridge

I arrive in the late Eastern Han Dynasty with the Infinite White Porridge System.

I mean to be a good person, but the authorities beat me fifty times for illegally selling disaster-relief supplies. I secretly cook porridge in the countryside, tossing out a talisman and calling it “holy water!” The refugees are moved to tears: “Reverend, your compassion is boundless. Please accept this tablet in your honor!”

Then someone cries out, “Why not honor him as the Great Virtuous Teacher?”

I look down at the beans in my pocket, and feel a chill all over.

So the secret phrase “The Azure Heaven is dead; the Yellow Heaven shall rise” was something I blurted out while handing out snacks...

“Have some beans!”