Mr. Fu, Your Bai Yueguang Is a Dog!

[Animals become sperm + dog licking literature + true and false white moonlight + cross-species jealousy] (The author has gone crazy, so don't take a cue. Those who are more realistic are advised to reopen it!) She is a pet mortician, and her specialty is to help the deceased Teddy to pray for his own broken heart. He, the cold and tyrannical boss, has a heart problem: he is looking for his childhood savior Bai Yueguang - she once illuminated his life with half a ham sausage! One day she held a funeral for his pet dog, and he stared at the photo in her wallet and was ecstatic: "This half sausage... You are my light!" She broke down and testified: "Mr. Fu, wake up! There's a dog in the photo! You, Bai Yueguang, have long been reincarnated as the second person next door!" Erha suddenly rushed over with a wedding ring in her mouth: "Woof woof woof!" (Translation: Woman! Steal my dog man?) He knelt down affectionately on one knee and said, "Good boy, the stepmother dad has found for you... Can make ham sausage pancakes and fruit!" She held up the cremation price list and roared: "The second monument in our store is half price! Now you two can get a 20% discount on your joint burial!"