[Apocalyptic, funny, relaxing, no CP]
Others survive in the apocalypse, but I get rich in the apocalypse!
A zombie virus breaks out and the world falls into panic?
But I saw a business opportunity!
Zombies in other people's eyes:
☠️ Horror monster
💀 Man-eating demon
🧟 A walking disaster
Zombies in my eyes:
✅ Free labor - no wages, never get off work!
✅ Super employees - not afraid of hardship or tiredness, working 24 hours a day without complaining!
✅ Zero-cost hiring – food included? Just feed me some expired cans!
Thus, my **Zombie Business Empire** rose!
► **Zombie Construction Team**: Built a doomsday fortress overnight and received rave reviews from customers!
(Although I occasionally chew on two pieces of steel bars...)
► **Zombie Express**: Although it moves slowly, it will never lose anything!
(There are occasional teeth marks on the package...)
► **Zombie Security Company**: Pay 100 cores per month, and fierce bodyguards will stand guard all day long!
(Client: "It's so scary…but it works!")
A certain Virgin survivor: "You are exploiting zombies! They were also humans!"
I sneered and threw out the contract: "See clearly, **voluntary employment**! If you work for 100 years, you can be promoted to a human!"
(The fine print of the contract: The final right of interpretation belongs to the boss.)
Zombie employee: "Hoar" Zombie employee: "Ho... Ho ho..."
(Translation: We agreed to have a weekend off...)
