The Immortal with Bad Reviews: Conquering Another World

Meng Jun, a "top student" at a diploma mill, delivers takeout for his day job and gets cheated on in his spare time. He tries to jump off Mount Tai but fails, then saves a beauty, only to end up in the Cangwu Cultivation Realm himself! From the start, he's hanging from a tree and chewing poisonous fruit. His diarrhea scares off an iron-toothed rabbit, and when he goes fishing, the fish slaps him in the face... Survival experience? Negative five stars! (The trash-talk king has arrived!)

Fortunately, he finds a "glass marble" that sucks blood (the Space-Time Pearl, a genuine top-tier cheat) and brings along Tiedan, a food-loving tortoise. Others cultivate with a System. Meng Jun cultivates with... divine-level sarcasm (one-star review!) and a magical pearl that can slow down or speed up time! Amid hilarious mishaps and humiliating blunders, he activates the Space-Time Pearl and learns to control the time difference, quietly building his strength. With a modern mindset and high-IQ tricks, he resells materials to earn his first fortune, outsmarts bullies from the sect, secretly learns alchemy and formations, and makes his own talismans and arrays to ambush his enemies...

From a menial spirit-field worker to the "Pill Formation Master," from Foundation Establishment in the Five Elements to standing up to Golden Core cultivators, Meng Jun and his tortoise strategist, backed by the heaven-defying Space-Time Pearl, swear to turn the path to immortality in this cruel cultivation world into a chaotic road of outrageous stunts, endless complaints (and trash talk), and one comeback after another! Fellow cultivators, your cultivation takeout has arrived. It comes with a five-star... one-star review? Or a legendary comeback? Please sign for it!