Every Day I Wake Up in a New Instance as the Biggest Show-Off!

While everyone else is wailing in their dungeons, Lin Xiaocha laughs so hard at the scrolling comments that she gets a six-pack. “This lousy System would’ve gone bankrupt ages ago without my attention-grabbing antics!”

Other quick transmigration protagonists coast to victory on skill. Lin Xiaocha goes viral thanks to her knack for being an over-the-top attention seeker. Even the System can’t help complaining: “Host, could you tone it down just a little? The Matchmaker from the last fantasy dungeon is still waiting for you to pay for those broken red threads!”

Lin Xiaocha waves a dungeon souvenir around in her mouth. “Tone it down? What’s the fun in that? In the next dungeon, I’m going to be the biggest attention seeker of all!”

The System tells her to “stick to the script and stop drawing so much attention,” but Lin Xiaocha refuses. “Attention seekers get traffic, and traffic is how you clear the dungeon!”