The Eldest Senior Sister Takes on Heaven and Earth, Leaving the Whole Sect in Shock

[No CP + Strong Female Lead + Hilarious Comebacks + Leveling-Up Wish Fulfillment]

After binge-watching short dramas for three days and nights straight, Su Yan blacks out and dies.

She opens her eyes in the cultivation world, where she has become the sect’s hapless senior sister, whose dantian was shattered and golden core destroyed.

The sect has a delicate, sickly junior sister, whom a crowd of prodigies dote on and hold in the palms of their hands.

As the senior sister, Su Yan had willingly risked life and limb for the junior sister, only to end up with a destroyed core and a crippled body.

Su Yan, who has just transmigrated: Good grief, are you messing with me?

The Emotion Collection System pops up: “Dear, just collect enough negative emotion points and you can repair your dantian and cultivate the Great Dao all over again~”

Negative emotion points?

Now that’s something she knows how to do!

Facing her eldest senior brother, who protects the junior sister without limits, she sneers, “You’ve got two eggs dangling under your eyebrows, but all you can do is blink. You’re blind in the eyes and blind at heart, you muddleheaded egg!”

“You!”

Facing the scheming junior sister, she strikes hard: “Please stay away from me. I’m allergic to trash.”

The junior sister clutches her chest, tears welling in her eyes. “Senior Sister, what did I ever do to deserve you saying that? I only hoped that you and the senior brothers could all get along.”

Su Yan chuckles. “That was beautifully said, about as meaningful as a fart! Enough, don’t talk to me. I’m a germaphobe.”

Everyone in the sect, even ants passing by, gets hauled up by Su Yan for a couple of cutting remarks.

“Has Senior Sister gone mad? I only said a few words in the junior sister’s defense, and she told me to take my illness somewhere else because she isn’t a veterinarian!”

“Waaah, I had it worse. She said I had a creative face and a brave way of living.”

“You’ve got nothing on me! Senior Sister said I’m unpleasant to listen to and asked if I’d wiped my mouth after using the toilet!”

Everyone: …