Traveling through the late Ming Dynasty, I became a walking KFC summoning machine.
In the troubled times when bones were exposed in the wild, I smiled at the hungry refugees and said, "Would you like a family bucket?"
When King Chuang's army came to the city, I climbed to the top of the city and sowed golden crispy chicken: "General Li, how can you fight when you are hungry?"
Emperor Chongzhen gnawed on the original chicken and said vaguely: "My dear, can this thing solve the problem of Liaodong?"
Jiangnan celebrities dipped their hands in tomato sauce and wrote slogans: "Can the food of Yi and Di become a good way to save the world?"
Until the world finally settled down, a child asked me while sharing French fries: "Sister Fairy, does Datong mean that everyone has chicken legs to eat?"
I looked at the new village where the smoke was rising, and suddenly I heard the system prompt:
[Ultimate mission: Let the portrait of Colonel Sanders replace the portrait of Confucius.
