I started online dating a foodie who claimed to be a top-tier star.
Every day, he found a new way to get me to order takeout for him: malatang, rice bowls with toppings, beef noodles... He ate like he hadn't had a meal in lifetimes.
I figured he was full of hot air, but his voice was so sultry it could make you melt, and he always helped me dominate in games, so I let him have his way.
