I, Jin Chanzi, Just Want to Lie Down

Relaxation + joy + workplace + funny + more savvy per capita + Journey to the West. Tathagata: You are my second disciple. How about I teach you to calculate with your fingers and deduce the future? Jin Chanzi: Can you lie down? Tathagata: The body is trapped in cause and effect and cannot be liberated. Jin Chanzi: If you don't learn, you won't learn. Tathagata: How about I teach you the Eight-nine Mysterious Kung Fu, and from then on your golden body will be indestructible, and you will be able to fight against heaven and earth? Jin Chanzi: Can you lie down? Tathagata: After learning combat magic, you have to fight for Buddhism. How can you covet leisurely enjoyment! Jin Chanzi: If you don't learn, you won't learn. Tathagata: How about I teach you how to catch fish at work and disappear after get off work so that you can't see it on weekdays and can't find it in your free time? Jin Chanzi's eyes shone: I want it! I want! Tathagata picked up the pot as big as a sandbag in his hand and said angrily: "I'll beat you to death first for not asking for progress!"