Bungo Stray Dogs: The Perfect Suicide

Bungo Stray Dogs, female-reader-insert style, not an original character or self-insert ship. May cross over with Jujutsu Kaisen, The Legend of Luo Xiaohei, and other works. If you want an overpowered protagonist who steamrolls everyone, this isn't for you. I'm just an ordinary person and can't write a protagonist who's too clever. “Hanako Kurokawa” is just a random name I picked to make writing easier, because having the author write “xx-chan” really takes me out of the story. Or maybe we're all little yellow flowers of the motherland, right? (Crossed out.) Calling the protagonist “little sister” or anything like that is forbidden here. You are you, so please immerse yourself in the story! 【A miserable college student wakes up to find the world turned upside down. Her comfortable bed has become rubble in the middle of a slum. You open your eyes and shout, “Damn, the sky is so blue!” Where am I? The Bowery? Seriously? Am I going to become a stray dog now? I'm so tired. This is awful. I want to go home. I can't find my way home. Please let me wake up. Wait? “Don't imitate that dead mackerel, you idiot!”】