How outrageous can a tomb-raiding livestream get? Top influencer Su Yutang films with a selfie stick. The moment she sees a zombie, she uses the male lead as a human shield: “Help! I'm going to win an award for Best Actress!” Lin Wuxie staggers under her weight, then opens his System and exchanges points for a black donkey hoof. The comments explode with “I'm dying of laughter,” and the shock value shoots straight to Silver rank: “Ding! Summoning Wang Pangzi!” Fatty comes charging in with a shovel: “Well, look at you two lovebirds showing off!” While treating Su Yutang's wounds in a snow cave, Lin Wuxie sees her ears turn scarlet. When corpse beetles chase them and they cling to each other, the comments flood with “Get married already!” But as the Bronze Gate slowly opens, the System suddenly displays a notification: “Temporal node detected… Ultimate guardian about to awaken?”
What about seven to nine?