Ten Years of Sign-Ins, and the Empress Begs Me to Be Her Grand Tutor

> **While others transmigrate as war gods or live-in sons-in-law, Lin Xuan ends up as a pig keeper in the Cold Palace. After binding to the sign-in System, ** > *He grows rice yielding a thousand jin per mu, handcrafts a rainbow shield against epidemics, and uses music to summon a hundred birds to pay homage!* > **The Empress watches him make a cake and swallows hard. “I'll trade you the position of Imperial Preceptor for the recipe... Deal?”** > *The court officials are up in arms: “Your Majesty, think twice! He turned the enemy's armor into smiley faces! How is that reasonable?!”* > ** [Bloodless War + Ancient-and-Modern Livestream Antics + Technological Overmatch]** > *When a hundred thousand Blackscale warriors reach the city walls, Lin Xuan sets up his ancient zither and smiles. “Everyone, listen to the Dragon's Roar!”* > (The livestream chat explodes: Qin Shi Huang tips 999 bronze swords! Li Shimin goes on a rocket-spending spree: “Hurry up and unlock the paid viewing angle!”)