You Connected to the Wrong System. I Really Didn't Travel Through Time.

After being hit by a semi-trailer, Chen Fan was not injured, but he had a "Destiny Traveler Assist System" in his head. But the problem is - he didn't travel through time at all! Faced with this mentally retarded system that had rigid logic, was unable to communicate, and forced him to complete his mission of cultivating immortality on earth, Chen Fan, a senior Internet article reader, decided to make mistakes. Others rely on system upgrades to defeat monsters, but I rely on system vulnerabilities to defeat monsters. The task of breaking off the engagement? I brought in my money-loving ex-girlfriend and used PUA tactics to talk her down, but the system actually determined that the mission was successful! Repair the ancient formation? I posted a talisman on the company server, and IT problems were solved in seconds! Refining elixir? I cooked a pot of crayfish with Coke and Sichuan peppercorns, and the fairy from heaven said it was good after eating it! Originally, Chen Fan thought that he could make a fortune quietly in the city and reach the peak of his life by playing bugs. Until one day, the ripples in time and space caused by his shearing of wool really teleported the beautiful fiancée from another world who came to break off the engagement, practiced at the ninth level of Qi, and wanted to clean up the family with a sword... System, is it still too late to apply for unbinding? Waiting online, it's very urgent!