[Beast taming + treasure chests + snark + comedy] I contracted an adorable, clueless meat rabbit I found at a bargain in the market, and it awakened the wisdom of a Sword Saint. I thought it could steamroll dungeons, but although its sword moves looked incredibly impressive, they turned out to be all flash and no substance, barely scratching its enemies.
“You’re finishing off an enemy on the brink of death, and you use Heaven-Splitting Sword?!”
“You’re sneaking in for the last hit, and you use Sword Cleaves the Eight Wastes?!”
You dare smite the immortals with nothing but a carrot? If I gave you an immortal sword, wouldn’t you go straight to heaven?
I want spicy rabbit head, not because I’m craving it, but because I’m scared!
“Don’t be scared, young man. I, Li Dabai, have only one sword!”
