Su Miao, a social animal, returns to her hometown for a funeral, but is sold by her patriarchal aunt into a centuries-old haunted house to be married in the dark. In the gloomy wedding hall, she was forced to kneel in front of the black coffin with the yellow talisman on it, and the mantra "Master Ye Xuan takes concubines" echoed in her ears. When her aunt opened the coffin lid to put her into the coffin and bury her together, Su Miao touched the vibrating cell phone in her pocket and found that the WiFi in the funeral home was full!
She took a photo of the coffin wrapped with incantations and hung it on Xianyu with her backhand: [90% new golden silk Nan Yin Mansion wedding room, hurry out! Comes with the 1888 Overbearing Ghost King Husband, support door-to-door pick-up].
That night, the coffin exploded in Xianyu: Feng Shui masters rushed to buy townhouses, Internet celebrities checked in for live broadcasts, and metaphysics UP masters offered millions. Just as the aunt was leading people to forcibly dismantle the coffin, the lid suddenly burst.
Pale hands held Su Miao's ankle. The silver-haired man in dark robes raised his eyebrows lazily: "I heard that Madam has put her husband on the second-hand market?"
Su Miao tremblingly handed over the phone: "Customer... Will negative customer reviews be a scam?"
Ye Xuan glanced at the red cross on the "Free Shipping" option on the product page, and blood suddenly appeared in his eyes: "Bad review? He won't survive until his death."
Later, the city's hot searches: # brought goods# #most volume underworld KPI: Mr. Ye Xuan's live broadcast to catch evil spirits# #HELP: What should I do if I am pestered by a ghost marriage partner to open a mom-and-pop store? #
