Reborn in the Eastern Han, I Scared Cao Cao Out of His Wits from the Start

Chen Mo, a modern office worker reborn in the Eastern Han dynasty, gets a ridiculously overpowered physique: he can lift a bronze cauldron and is impervious to blades and spears. The price? His brain crashes whenever history comes up. And so, amidst the chaos of the Three Kingdoms, a cheerful brawler appears: devastating in a fight, intelligence entirely optional. Cao Cao points east, and he heads west. When he's hungry, he'll even steal Yuan Shu's roast whole lamb!

He flips over a Yellow Turban cart with one hand to save Cao Cao, then nearly tosses his own lord into a river. “Huh? You're not a bandit?”

At the imperial coronation, the officials go weak at the knees when Chen Mo yawns outside the palace. This guy could start a copper mine with all the weapons he's crushed!

His eventual achievements:

In the Western Regions, someone digs up a Roman suit of armor he's crushed out of shape. Its inscription brazenly reads:

“Warrior for Emperor Wei Wu, part-time pinnacle of human strength. On vacation, do not disturb.”

(Core appeal: major historical events remain faithful, battle details go completely off the rails, and the brawler's daily life is hilarious.)

(This is a completely fantastical story. Please don't compare it with actual history or the original Romance of the Three Kingdoms. If you spot any plot issues, feel free to point them out, and the author will do their best to make corrections. Thank you! (#^.^#))