Infinite Worlds? From the Start, Three-Star Garen Smashes Douluo!

[Dropped into the Star Dou Forest from the start? I'll counter with a max-rank Garen!] Overworked office drone Zhou Yi is sent flying by a truck and unexpectedly binds to the Myriad Realms Teamfight Tactics System. As long as he's got enough gold, he can summon champions, roll for runes, upgrade units to three stars, and even smash his way through the myriad realms with his pieces! Douluo World · Classic Season: Awaken the Martial Soul Sword of Justice. Ever seen a sword technique that descends from the heavens?! Garen ults Tang San with Judgment. The Godly General trait is trash? Watch me take on the Clear Sky Hammer with a Golden Cudgel! Naruto Battlefield · Elemental Rise: Nami floods Sunagakure with water-style jutsu, while Brand's Inferno Fireball burns through Susanoo! “A six-assassin trait instantly takes out the Six Paths of Pain. That's even more ridiculous than the Flying Thunder God, isn't it?” Soul Society's Hueco Mundo · Twin Cities Battle: Jinx's rockets carpet-bomb the Hollows, while Shimmer-enhanced Ichigo Kurosaki powers up! “Lord Aizen, can your Kyoka Suigetsu withstand the fourth shot from my three-star Jhin?” Honkai: Star Rail · Cyber City: The Hacker Protocol takes control of the Antimatter Legion! Mechanical Synergy summons a mecha beast god to trample the divine realm! “Aha, can your jokes stand up to my cyber trait?!” Marvel Universe · Galactic War: Mecha Garen goes toe-to-toe with the Hulk, while the Celestial trait drains Thanos to death! “The Ancient One: Even the Time Stone can't predict this Odyssey Aurelion Sol's moves!” Slay the Gods · Unrivaled Under Heaven S15: Enhanced fruits transform the mortal world into a divine realm, and three-star Jhin snipes Brahma! When the Supreme Sovereigns of Shrouding the Heavens are stacked with Heart of Steel and killed by a health-build counterattack, and Perfect World's True Immortals are broken by true damage, Zhou Yi finally understands... his dominion over the myriad realms all comes down to the latest Teamfight Tactics season update?!