(Unhinged devoted puppy Prince of Zhennan vs. sharp-tongued transmigrated woman; adored by everyone + ridiculous comedy + devoted to each other + healing)
The moment Mu Wanwan opens her eyes, she discovers she’s transmigrated into the body of a lovesick, hopeless simp who’s just married. Her story starts with her new husband, the unhinged beauty Gu Yanchen, grabbing her by the throat and demanding to know why she stole his underwear!
Facing a husband who could lose it at any moment, Mu Wanwan swears to Heaven: Make a fool of herself? Chase after the Crown Prince? Not a chance! She just wants to cling to the prince’s leg and stay alive! Maybe flirt with a handsome man or two.
Crown Prince: “I can give you the chance to serve me.”
Her: “Your Highness, you’re like a dog lifting a curtain: all bark and no bite. Have you even looked at yourself? You’re like a poor widow going to market: no man, no money.”
Fake sweetheart: “The prince only sees you as a substitute. I’m the one he truly loves.”
Her: Your makeup’s thick enough to stop bullets, and your heart’s so dirty you could grow vegetables in it. Maybe disinfect yourself first.
Her parents: “Who upset our precious daughter? Have they lived long enough?”
Her brothers: “Our sister’s unhappy? Give her money!”
Her rich merchant underling: “The boss is mad? Right, time to work hard and make a fortune!”
She punishes scumbags, tears into fake sweethearts, and takes on the whole world, becoming the richest person in the capital.
But just when she finally thinks she can dust herself off and ask for a divorce, the unhinged prince pins her against a wall, eyes red: “You flirt with me and then try to run? You’ve boarded my pirate ship, and there’s no getting off!”
