I will use spicy and humorous writing methods to reveal to you the most absurd and chaotic era in Chinese history - 53 emperors took turns to appear in 170 years, among which the density of tyrants and cowardly kings is the highest in ancient and modern times. Liu Yu, the "pig king" of the Liu Song Dynasty, was imprisoned in a pig pen and gnawed in a trough by his nephew. Xiao Baojuan, the Hou Hou of the East Hun of the Xiao Qi Dynasty, carved gold into lotus for his beloved concubine Pan Yuer, making each step fragrant. When Xiao Yan, Emperor Wu of Liang Dynasty in the Southern Dynasty, became a monk four times and emptied his treasury to redeem his life, Emperor Xiaowen Emperor Yuanhong of the Northern Dynasty moved to Luoyang under the guise of "Southern Expedition". This book deconstructs this fantasy epic with the collapse of ethics and the emergence of heroes from a modern perspective. In absurd narratives such as the Gao family in the Northern Qi Dynasty who committed suicide and the "Buddhist CEO" Xiao Yan starved to death in Taicheng, it explores the truth about human nature under the power madness and witnesses the magnificent dawn of the Sui and Tang Dynasties that were nurtured by the fusion of national blood and tears.