I'm the Celestial Language Guardian of My Little Pony

An avid My Little Pony fan was incredibly unlucky: he was electrocuted while watching My Little Pony videos. But in a stroke of luck amid all that bad fortune, he transmigrated to the world of My Little Pony.

He also gained the power of JoJo’s Weather Report.

And eventually, he became a Voice of the Sky!

“I’ll say it one last time: I’m a Voice of the Sky, and I’m Hulesi. I will always protect Equestria and the friends I hold dear!”

The Starry Watcher

A blue mark and a purple scar for Hulesi

When a torrential storm etches a twin mark into the Everfree Forest,

Lightning becomes your lost language in another world.

As your body sinks into the lunar sea, the tides begin to chant,

And the weather dome opens its eye, woven from machinery and hot tears.

Precise computing dances on a blade just 0.0001 N wide,

A purple scar gnaws at the quantified spectrum of friendship.

The warmth of apple pie drifts in from the full-moon party,

And Fluttershy’s absence makes the thunderstorm rage in the equations!

Look! The Devourer lays eggs in the fissures of history,

Tirek’s chains entwine the rainbow light of shattered dreams.

You tear through a glitch in the rules to send the coordinates of hope

At the cost of blue-marked wounds as the moon breaks apart.

As starlight erases the rings of time,

Rainbow Dash’s fall plays on a loop in the void.

Seventy-three percent of your memories shatter in a data avalanche,

Yet the name “Hulesi” alone pierces the prison of entropy!

The strings of gravity pluck the aurora over the Crystal Empire,

Hearts resonate, composing a warm-flowing melody from the cold snap.

The keyhole among the stars awaits the sacrifice of Luna’s crown of horns,

The wind’s exiles hide the codes of civilization in pollen