Office drone Lin Xiu was struck by a bolt of purple lightning and hurled into the Ultraman universe just because he typed, “Tartarus is so bad he can't even wipe his own ass.” To top it off, he became the very Golden Titan he'd been mocking.
“Absolute Roast System successfully bound! Every time the Host roasts someone, he can redeem the points for time travel, unlimited refills of spicy snacks, a cocky cape just like Zero's...”
While other villains were fighting tooth and nail in the Land of Light, Lin Xiu was holding up his livestream camera. “Look here, folks! Belial got caught sneaking a sip of my dark milk tea. Send a rocket gift to unlock his embarrassing secrets!”
Zero burst through the door with his Plasma Spark Sword, only to find Tartarus handing Tregear a bubble tea. “Try it. It's the full-sugar version with dark energy. One cup lets you insult Father of Ultra for three hours without repeating yourself.”
From opening a milk tea chain in the Narak dimension to making Zero star in an endorsement ad for “Villain Buster”; from reforming Gatanothor with spicy snacks to teaming up with Belial for the Land of Light's Spring Festival Gala, Lin Xiu discovered that the right way to be a villain wasn't to destroy the universe, but to conquer every realm with roast points!
“System, redeem the permission to make Ultraman King dance in the town square!”
“Warning! This action may cause the entire Land of Light to turn evil...”
“It's fine. My livestream viewers love this stuff.”
When a serious villain meets an unserious System, and the Ultraman universe crashes into a hellscape of modern memes, this comeback story that began with a roast will teach every Ultraman one thing: never mess with a Golden Titan armed with spicy snacks and a System!
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