"Cat petting is prohibited in the Parrot Cafe!"
[MOA Veterinarian × Social Fear Designer | Adorable Pet Matchmaker | Hilarious Social Death]
A joke designer who is afraid of marriage, a parrot cafe owner who bumps into a moa——
Lin Xiaotian's life rule: Stay safe if you don't get married, and stay alive by sucking cats.
Gu Yu's way of survival: He is afraid of birds but raises parrots, and relies on Bobo to do business.
The first meeting was social death: the toilet exploded after moving to a new house, I bumped into Gu Yu, my cold neighbor, while wet, and my character was shattered into pieces!
A blind date and then a fall-out: The rivals in the game who are trolling each other online are actually the date of a blind date? The horse fell unexpectedly!
The pet god assists: Ragdoll cat "Milk Tea" fights against parrot "Bobo", the cat jumps and jumps, causing the owners to eat melons!
Life continues to hit hard——
Live broadcast selling cat litter, mistakenly unpacking sexy underwear, millions of onlookers laughed until they burst into tears;
Making a popular dish on Douyin, Gu Yu was poisoned, but he praised it: "It's creative... Don't make it next time."
The group of owners anonymously attacked each other, and their vests fell off: "Dr. Moa" and "Joker Designer" died on the spot for the second time!
Until the crisis comes——
His Parrot Café is on the verge of closure, and her design draft was sent to him by mistake.
Staying up late revising PPT to prepare for the Entrepreneurship Competition, parents suddenly stumbled upon private items...
In her busy daily life, she was afraid of marriage and discovered:
His hands that made Milk Tea a cat's nest were extremely gentle;
He admits that the way she blows up the kitchen is cuter than Bobo stealing melon seeds.
The parrot picked up an earthy love letter, and the cafe sounded an off-key love song——
"Lin Xiaotian, I'll control the birds and you'll suck the cats. We'll make up for the negatives. Are you going to get married?"
