Ding! Congratulations, Host, you’ve been bound to the Divine Constable System. Go make your mark in this era!
Song Zhi: No! I don’t want you, you money-grubbing, sleazy rogue of a System.
Ding! How can a qualified divine constable go without wondrous tools? The Obedience Pill: once your target takes it, they’ll do whatever you say for fifteen minutes... You know what I mean.
Song Zhi: No, I don’t, and I don’t want to.
Ding! How can a qualified divine constable go without an invisibility talisman? Wear this, and you’ll become perfectly invisible in an instant, making it easy to investigate and... you know what I mean.
Song Zhi: Hah, are you even a proper System? Why do you keep dropping these hints all day?
System: Who was it that used the System’s treasures to sneak out at midnight and watch handsome men bathe?
Song Zhi covered her face. That rotten System had led her astray!
Ji Hongxuan: I heard there’s a free System here. Can I take it home?
Take it, take it! It’s yours, no thanks needed. No take-backs!
