My Date with a Vampire: After the System Crashed, I Became a Purple-Eyed Vampire

[Transmigration + Zombies + Invincible + Irreverent + Hilarious Subversion]

[A delightfully offbeat My Date with a Vampire fanfic, all about contrast and fun! Watch the laziest guy stir up the biggest mess, only to accidentally become the brightest star in the twilight of the gods!]

Waking up one morning, Jiang Lang discovered that he had become a purple-eyed zombie in the world of My Date with a Vampire!

Other transmigrators either acted all-powerful and domineering or were consumed by bitter hatred. His humble dreams were to mooch off the Wi-Fi, drink some cola, and cling to Ma Xiaoling's long legs so he could coast through life.

But with the System broken and fate itself dying, his bug-like physique became the biggest wild card in the Three Realms!

Jiang Chen regarded him as a rebellious son, Ma Xiaoling loved and hated him, Yamamoto Kazuo thought he was unfathomable, and Nuwa thought he was crazy!

He'd wanted to keep a low profile and slack off, but his strength wouldn't let him.

He casually empowered vengeful spirits as snacks and accidentally became Ksitigarbha's well-connected buddy. A couple of offhand lies sent Yamamoto Kazuo's world-ending scheme completely off course, turning it into a comedy show!

Ma Xiaoling: "Focus! We're about to fight Jiang Chen!"

Jiang Lang: "Hold on, let me edit a picture for my social feed first: Anyone else get me? The boss insists I save the world. Do I really have to show up for work?"

When the ultimate crisis arrived, everyone was shouting his name.

Jiang Lang: "Uh... I just wanted to slack off. How did I become a top-tier star?"