“Copying scriptures? Why not just copy this wretched imperial palace!”
The enemy kingdom’s dangerously unhinged prince offers her a dagger: “A package deal for killing bodies and breaking hearts. Order now and get a throne free.”
Today she kneels to copy scriptures. Tomorrow she’ll sit on the throne. Those who once humiliated her will learn the truth:
The Thorn Princess’s tears are weed killer for her enemies’ graves.
(Tearing down the scheming green tea; magical face-slapping; one-on-one romance between two crazies)
