Shen Juan was once the craziest scroll king in the base, but he was framed and exiled to the wasteland because he was too capable of scrolling.
When she was about to die, she was bound by a broken system called "Mr. Xian": "Ding! Today's KPI: lie down for 8 hours."
From then on, Juan Wang was forced to start an outrageous life——
Lying in a cave waiting to die? Instead, the safe house buff was triggered, and teammate Bai Kun fell down and killed three mutant rats; want to draw an infrastructure diagram? Being struck by lightning, the drawings were also struck by lightning.
Even more amazing are the teammates:
Bai Kun's wrestling can break open underground water veins and flood the enemy camp, Wu Yong's repair of a generator can trigger lightning to create the "SB" scorched corpse array, and Lu Xiaokui's crying can summon a snot beast to fight back. All Shen Juan needs to do is lie down and roll his eyes, and the system will add points like crazy: "Win passively while lying down, and the reward will be salted fish value + 2000!"
Qin Lie sent mechas to chase him? Swallowed by a swarm of mutated moths caused by teammates' misoperation; besieged by a parliamentary army? The wrench she threw carelessly became the eye of a thundercloud. The moth swarm + slime rain + sonic tower formed a triple defense. The video of the enemy's rout went viral in the wasteland.
From a dilapidated house with three people to a paradise for ten thousand people, from being ridiculed as "the evil god loves spanners" to everyone kneeling down and "please keep lying down, sister Juan", Shen Juan finally realized: being ruined is the most advanced philosophy of survival.
When the final BOSS released the Devourer, Shen Juan ordered: "Everyone enjoy the sun!"
"Congratulations on becoming a god [God of Salted Fish]!" The system's congratulatory message rang.
Shen Juan curled up on the throne to catch up on his sleep: "If you keep making noise, feed the snot beast."
This is a hilarious and exciting story about a scroll king being beaten to death, relying on his teammates' clever manipulation and system bugs to become a god unintentionally.
