Shen Juan was once the most relentless workaholic in the base, but she was framed and exiled to the wasteland for working too hard.
At death’s door, she was bound to a slacker System called “Boss Xian”: “Ding! Today’s KPI: Lie down for eight hours.”
From then on, the workaholic was forced into an absurd life…
Lie down in a cave and wait to die? Instead, she triggers a safehouse buff, and her teammate Bai Kun falls over and crushes three mutant rats. Try to draw a blueprint for infrastructure? She gets struck by lightning, and the blueprint gets blown away by another bolt.
And her teammates are even more ridiculous:
Bai Kun can fall over and break open an underground water vein, flooding the enemy camp. Wu Yong can draw lightning with a generator and create a charred corpse formation that spells “SB.” Lu Xiaokui can cry and summon snot beasts to turn the tables on their enemies. Shen Juan only has to lie there and roll her eyes while the System racks up points: “Passive victory! Reward: +2,000 Slacker Points!”
Qin Lie sends mechs to hunt her down? A swarm of mutant moths, drawn in by her teammates’ accidental button-pushing, devours them. The council’s army surrounds the city? A wrench she casually tossed becomes the focal point of a lightning array. Moths, a slime rain, and a sonic tower form a triple defense, and footage of the enemy army fleeing goes viral across the wasteland.
From a crumbling shelter housing three people to a utopian home for tens of thousands, from being mocked as “the evil god who loves wrenches” to crowds kneeling and begging, “Sister Juan, please keep lying down,” Shen Juan finally understands: slacking off is the highest form of survival.
When the ultimate BOSS unleashes a Devourer, Shen Juan orders, “Everyone, go sunbathe!”
“Congratulations on ascending to godhood as the God of Slackers!” the System announces.
Curled up on her divine throne, Shen Juan goes back to sleep. “Make another sound and I’ll feed you to the snot beasts.”
This is a hilarious power fantasy about a workaholic forced to slack off, who accidentally ascends to godhood thanks to her teammates’ miraculous moves and a System bug.
