Prodigies, Stop Grinding! I Just Want to Keep You Here for Three Days!

[Fantasy + absurdity + scheming + mind games + petty villain + nasty skills]

Li Ming transmigrated into a cultivation novel as a minor villain and bound to the “Procrastination System”:

Delay the chosen one's cultivation for a day, and freeload a day's worth of aptitude;

Hold up the chosen one's pursuit of the Saintess, and snag fragments of insight;

Delay the secret cult's invasion plan, and eventually become a big shot.

No matter what, just make sure nobody else has an easy time.

“Don't cultivate! If you cultivate any more, how am I supposed to level up?”