I, Wu Lan, am a standard-bearer in modern society. I survive every day on the cakes drawn by my leaders, and struggle to survive under the knife stabbed by my colleagues. The oppression and humiliation of President Zhang Dawei, the exclusion and calculation of bad colleagues... These were like mountains, weighing me down. I had insomnia many times late at night, thinking about my meager salary and endless PUA, and I wished I could die with the world.
Until that day, a strange time travel occurred - I, Wu Lan, became the founding emperor of the Lan Empire!
Heaven is so good at reincarnation, who will be spared by Heaven!
You used to be indifferent to me; you can't reach me now!
President Zhang Dawei? Don't you like to push performance and set KPIs? Come, let me go to the northwest desert to reclaim 10,000 acres of fertile farmland. The yield per acre is less than a thousand kilograms, and it will be directly "optimized" (in the physical sense)!
The dog-legged colleague Xiao Li? Don't you like to tell stories and spread gossip? Come on, let the palace master bite you ten times a day, so that the whole world can see the fate of the tongue-tied man!
And all those people who have excluded me and felt sorry for me... Don't even think about running away!
This is a violent road to becoming an emperor for a low-level beast, and it is also an extremely refreshing feast of revenge.
See how I use my imperial mind to double back the PUA methods in the modern workplace, so that all enemies can live in the "blessings" I tailor-made for them!
**I would like to dedicate this article to all of us who have been beaten by life but are still struggling. **
**Although in reality we can't be so happy with our grudges, here, we can enjoy it to the end! **