[Gossip System + beloved by all + hilarious inner thoughts + reborn in the womb + Heaven’s lucky star]
Song Xi was born and raised in this world after being born in the womb. After an utterly mortifying incident at her older brother’s banquet celebrating his success in the imperial exams, she gets bound to a gossip System.
[Shocking!!! The capital’s hottest courtesan, Qiansui Hong, is actually a man!]
System: Well, half a man, I suppose. He is a eunuch, after all!
[Why has the noble Seventh Prince become Song Xi’s little fanboy?]
System: Because Song Xi’s thoughts about the gossip she hears out loud, and she blurted out that the Seventh Prince was so hungry he ate his own poop!
The Seventh Prince has his dignity to think of, not to mention keeping his pants on!
[Unbelievable! The Chancellor’s precious little baby is a stinky sock, and he even sleeps with it over his face so he can smell it!]
System: That’s right! That’s how the Chancellor got his coughing illness...
[Did I just uncover a scandal about my own family?]
System: Host, you’re not related to your grandfather by blood!
Song Xi: What! Am I a fake heiress?!
System: Your father isn’t related to you either...
Song Xi: ! So my grandmother cheated on him?
The emperor wants to give me an official post and have me attend court?
Not even a dog would do that!
System: The laws of this dynasty state that any woman who earns the title of County Lady for her accomplishments may marry one husband and seven male consorts; a Commandery Princess may have one husband and thirty-one male consorts; and a Princess may have one husband and three hundred sixty-five male consorts!
Song Xi swallows: !!! Bring me the big bottle of Liuwei Dihuang pills!!!
County Lady, Commandery Princess, Princess! I, Song Xi, will climb my way to the top!
What? Lord Song wants to resign?
The officials: Quick, it’s for the good of the country. Crown Prince, just sacrifice your looks a little!
Crown Prince: The Crown Princess is drooling over some other man!
How dare you seduce my woman!
Drag them all away and bury them!
It's good, it's good, but I have to criticize one thing: why are the updates so slow? Other authors update two chapters a day, and it's a bit difficult for you to post one chapter every two days. I beg you to hurry up, I'm anxious to read it [please update]
I think this book has a shortcoming, that is, the sudden relationship between the prince and the heroine at the end is not clearly written, but the author still wrote it very well.
Nice-looking melon with a fresh angle
This is gone. I'm going. It's too difficult.