Civil and Military Officials Throughout the Dynasty Loved to Eat Melons. After Destroying Your House, They Would Destroy Theirs.

[Melon-eating system + group pet + funny voice + fetal wear + Tiandao koi] Song Xi, as a native born through birth, was bound to the melon-eating system after the death of his brother, the number one scholar, in the society. Shock! ! ! Chitose Hong, the courtesan who is popular in the capital, is actually a man! System: Well, he is half a man, after all, he is a eunuch! [Why the noble seventh prince became Song Xi's little fanboy] System: That's because Song Xi leaked her inner thoughts about eating melons and revealed that the Seventh Prince ate his own cake when he was hungry! The seventh prince wants to save his face but still has to protect his pants! Shock! The prime minister's Abeibei is like a stinky sock. He puts it on his face while sleeping and smells it! System: That's right! This is how the Prime Minister's cough came from... [Eat the dog-blooded melon into your own home? System: Host, you and your father are not related by blood! Song Xi: What! Am I a fake daughter? ! System: Neither does your father... Song Xi:! So my tits cheated on me? —— Will the emperor grant me an official title? No dogs are allowed! System: There is a law in this dynasty. Any woman who merits the title of county head can marry a husband of seven men, a princess can marry a man of thirty-one men, and a princess can marry a man of three hundred and sixty-five men~ Song Xi swallowed:! ! ! Serve the six-flavored rehmannia glutinosa rice balls! ! ! County lord, princess, princess! I, Song Xi, will climb up step by step! -- What? Mr. Xiao Song wants to resign? Ministers: Come on, it's all for state affairs. Prince, just sacrifice your appearance! —— Crown Prince: The Crown Princess is drooling over a wild man! Dare to seduce a lonely woman! Drag them all down and bury them!