I'm cutting Sister Xianglin's braid? Mission warning: fail, and you'll be pawned off to Master Lu Si as a human doormat!
The scissors awaken with a heaven-defying power:
Add crimson highlights to ignite a rebellious spirit.
Cut airy bangs to erase memories of PTSD.
Give someone a wild perm to crank up the group ridicule to the max.
When Kong Yiji curses the imperial examinations with rainbow dreadlocks, and Ah Q's spiky perm sends the cottontail rabbits fleeing in terror, all of Shaoxing explodes!
The old fossils of Luzhen put a bounty on my head, while the new women beg for a "rebellious hairstyle package." I grip my scissors for the last time: Should I give Master Lu Si a spectral horseshoe bald cut, or topple the ancestral hall and build a hairdressing empire?
"Remember, changing the times starts at the head!"
